The Ice Pokemon Institute!

Welcome to the Ice Pokémon Institute!

Welcome to the Ice Pokemon Institute! Yes, we know that the name sucks, it's hopefully only temporary! We're PT's, the webmaster's, Pokemon. I'm Amethyst the Dewgong, and I'm the mascot of this little place as well as PT's favorite Pokemon. Aren't I pretty? ^.^

Oh, you're gorgeous... for girly Pokemon trainers, BWAHAHA! Hello all, I'm Kirby the Cloyster and my species is entirely cooler than that dopey sea lion's! In battle and appearance!

Hi, I'm Callisto the Lapras! I'm actually better than Dewgong and Cloyster, but I tend not to brag about it, teehee!

HEY! We're much better than you, you loch ness monster on crack!

Then why do people always use Lapras and not Dewgong or Cloyser? :D

*sob*

I'm Zoodoo, the Walrein! I'm kinda like Lapras and I'm kinda like Dewgong and I kinda look retarded! Wanna know why? Nintendo was on crack when it came to Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire! :D:D:D

Hello there, I'm Kappa K. the Golduck! I'm not really an ice Pokemon, but I'm sexy enough as it is! ^_^ Is there any particular reason why most of us Pokemon mascots are neglected? I think PT must like rejects! :D

I'm not neglected, but I AM mighty pissed off! Hello peasants, I'm Kat the Jynx, the residental bitch. Now that we've all introduced ourselves, I'd like to discuss an important topic: the banning of Jynx from the English dub of the Anime! WHY?! ;_;

PT told me it's because yer too "African American," or some touchy subject like that.

I read that article! The author said Jynx was a stereotype of Black Americans! I guess PT is too Caucasian, because he doesn't see the similarities. The author of the essay said Jynx was stereotypical, and she looks like a drag queen!

Well thanks Kappa, that makes me feel tons better. -_-;

So all Black Americans look like drag queens now? That's a stupid stereotype! One stereotype that is the truth though is that all Ru/Sa Pokemon are unoriginal and stupid! Have I mentioned that Ruby and Sapphire suck??

I think it's really because you stuff your bra so much, Kat! Look at those enormous melons you have attached to your chest!

Well, I guess this isn't going to be a children's site... ^_^;

Of course not! Their virgin eyes would burn at the sight of my gigantic boobies! *cackle* But seriously, am I the only one who thinks the banning of Jynx is retarded? Just look at this hideous picture PT is using of me! I have a PURPLE face!

Hey, you know what? I have a black face too! I guess I'm racist as well! ;_;

So maybe we can start a club for neglected, racist Pokemon. You know, just to be ridiculous and un-PC. Any takers?

*raises a hand/fin/whatever*

I'll be happy as long as people forget I came from a retarded game like Ruby and Sapphire!

And with that said, enjoy the site, folks!

Recent Updates!
April 14, 2004:

As far as the main page goes, we've fixed all the broken picture links and added a Dewgong picture with transparency.

And as promised, the first piece of actual content on this page, a shrine to me, Dewgong, has been added! ^_^

And let me tell you all, this was a lot of work for a procrastinator like PT!

April 13, 2004:

We've been forced to move the IPI to crappy old Geocities, thanks to the PsyPoke server's ever so charming schizophrenic tendencies.

And because of that, please excuse any picture weirdness like the Dewgong picture without transparency or any broken links! ^_^;

Although PT's abilities are pretty limited now, and his Spring Vacation ends tomorrow, a shrine to me, Dewgong SHOULD be added sometime tomorrow. It's actually presentable now, save for some last minute tweaking, but what can ya do?

Who the hell are you guys talking to? O_o;

March 17, 2004:

PT actually worked on the layout today, and that's about it! ^_^; Maybe something will happen with this place soon!

And even though PT doesn't see the big celebration over today's holiday, I suppose it's only friendly to wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. There, now go away!

March 16, 2004:

Today, the IPI was officially created! Yay! :D

Err... so how in hell does that really count as in update?

I guess it's the thought that counts. ^_^

With that said, there's still much to work to be done! Like making this page look far less boring!

Hah, it's as if you guys are actually expecting for PT to make anything of this little waste of web space!

Ah, speaking of webspace, please visit PsyPoke as PT works there and they also supplied him some space, as well as Pokedex pictures!

You can also visit Neglected Pokemon Lovers Unite! if you'd like to see how PT thinks imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as far as us talking Pokemon go. ^_^;

Content
Dewgong

	Welcome to the Ice Pokemon Institute! Yes, we know that the name sucks, it's hopefully only temporary! We're PT's, the webmaster's, Pokemon. I'm Amethyst the Dewgong, and I'm the mascot of this little place as well as PT's favorite Pokemon. Aren't I pretty? ^.^
	Oh, you're gorgeous... for girly Pokemon trainers, BWAHAHA! Hello all, I'm Kirby the Cloyster and my species is entirely cooler than that dopey sea lion's! In battle and appearance!
	Hi, I'm Callisto the Lapras! I'm actually better than Dewgong and Cloyster, but I tend not to brag about it, teehee!
	HEY! We're much better than you, you loch ness monster on crack!
	Then why do people always use Lapras and not Dewgong or Cloyser? :D
	sob
	I'm Zoodoo, the Walrein! I'm kinda like Lapras and I'm kinda like Dewgong and I kinda look retarded! Wanna know why? Nintendo was on crack when it came to Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire! :D:D:D
	Hello there, I'm Kappa K. the Golduck! I'm not really an ice Pokemon, but I'm sexy enough as it is! ^_^ Is there any particular reason why most of us Pokemon mascots are neglected? I think PT must like rejects! :D
	I'm not neglected, but I AM mighty pissed off! Hello peasants, I'm Kat the Jynx, the residental bitch. Now that we've all introduced ourselves, I'd like to discuss an important topic: the banning of Jynx from the English dub of the Anime! WHY?! ;_;
	PT told me it's because yer too "African American," or some touchy subject like that.
	I read that article! The author said Jynx was a stereotype of Black Americans! I guess PT is too Caucasian, because he doesn't see the similarities. The author of the essay said Jynx was stereotypical, and she looks like a drag queen!
	Well thanks Kappa, that makes me feel tons better. -_-;
	So all Black Americans look like drag queens now? That's a stupid stereotype! One stereotype that is the truth though is that all Ru/Sa Pokemon are unoriginal and stupid! Have I mentioned that Ruby and Sapphire suck??
	I think it's really because you stuff your bra so much, Kat! Look at those enormous melons you have attached to your chest!
	Well, I guess this isn't going to be a children's site... ^_^;
	Of course not! Their virgin eyes would burn at the sight of my gigantic boobies! cackle But seriously, am I the only one who thinks the banning of Jynx is retarded? Just look at this hideous picture PT is using of me! I have a PURPLE face!
	Hey, you know what? I have a black face too! I guess I'm racist as well! ;_;
	So maybe we can start a club for neglected, racist Pokemon. You know, just to be ridiculous and un-PC. Any takers?
	raises a hand/fin/whatever
	I'll be happy as long as people forget I came from a retarded game like Ruby and Sapphire!
	And with that said, enjoy the site, folks!

	As far as the main page goes, we've fixed all the broken picture links and added a Dewgong picture with transparency.
	And as promised, the first piece of actual content on this page, a shrine to me, Dewgong, has been added! ^_^
	And let me tell you all, this was a lot of work for a procrastinator like PT!

	We've been forced to move the IPI to crappy old Geocities, thanks to the PsyPoke server's ever so charming schizophrenic tendencies.
	And because of that, please excuse any picture weirdness like the Dewgong picture without transparency or any broken links! ^_^;
	Although PT's abilities are pretty limited now, and his Spring Vacation ends tomorrow, a shrine to me, Dewgong SHOULD be added sometime tomorrow. It's actually presentable now, save for some last minute tweaking, but what can ya do?
	Who the hell are you guys talking to? O_o;

	PT actually worked on the layout today, and that's about it! ^_^; Maybe something will happen with this place soon!
	And even though PT doesn't see the big celebration over today's holiday, I suppose it's only friendly to wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. There, now go away!

	Today, the IPI was officially created! Yay! :D
	Err... so how in hell does that really count as in update?
	I guess it's the thought that counts. ^_^
	With that said, there's still much to work to be done! Like making this page look far less boring!
	Hah, it's as if you guys are actually expecting for PT to make anything of this little waste of web space!
	Ah, speaking of webspace, please visit PsyPoke as PT works there and they also supplied him some space, as well as Pokedex pictures!
	You can also visit Neglected Pokemon Lovers Unite! if you'd like to see how PT thinks imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as far as us talking Pokemon go. ^_^;